Bellaisms

Gabriela Christine M...   What a 7 (almost 8) year old going on 29. bahaha.  This girl has the FUNNIEST quotes.. about EVERYTHING... i decided i should highlight some of the things she has taught me this summer... and the list will never end until i leave because she says about 5 EXTREMELY funnythings every day.  SO, I write letters. to boy also known as missionaries haha... she is always like oooooooooooh and makes the kissy face whenever i get a letter.  So she asked when i was going to hang out with these boys again and i told her when i go home. She made me a list of how to look cute.  I would like to type the list now for you because it is just TOOO funny. ooh ps she made me write down every thing she said and checked to make sure i got it correctly:How To Look Cute.

1.Go through closet and find a totally cute WHITE shirt (because it's my color apparently)

2. Wear a pretty sweater with zipper zipped 1/2 way.

3. Wear nice fitting boot leg or skinny jean, dark.

4. Ask someone (Bella) to do makeup. But don't wear too much.

5. Self-confidence. It gives you a very special glow.

6. If not confident, find your own creative style, don't fake it.

7. Be YOURSELF!

8. Do cute hairstyle.

9. Don't be obsessed.

10. Are you sure about them?

11. Walk proud, not like model.

TIPS:

  (as she said these she was checking me to make sure I passed)

-Brush teeth and use mouthwash.

-Make hair look brushed.

-Smell really good. Don't spray too much.

-Smile when he's around.

-if no cute clothes make do.

HAHAHA thank you Bell. Now I know how to look cute in a 8 year olds standards :) what would i do without her?

Then if beauty school wasn't enough i was sent straight to Fancy school.  Here i learned to be fancy... if you didnt catch on. There is literally 2 pages of notes i was forced to take so i will not write all of them but here are some of my fancy tips:
-tape feather on the end of pencil.

-Tie thread over christmas ornaments to make glitzy earrings.

-Clip pretty butterflies in hair for a fluttery look.

-Always ask for sprinkles

-Pretend car is a limosene

-Eat with pinkies up

-call eachother "darling"

These things are good to know and to do in order to be fancy.  Im going to come back home a new woman... looking all cute and being all fancy. nobody will recognize me haha.. my jackets zipped only halfway.  But there there are the things she says that are just freaking hilarious.. they always leave me wondering... where in holy H did she learn that hahaha! or they're just funny. 

    My first day there her dad said something sarcastic at the table.  She politely wiped her mouth with her napkin and had a contemplative look on her face and says "Daddy, that is one of the things i dont like about you.  You are very insulting.  No, seriously!" hahahaha what?!  

    Then the girls were watching Sponge Bob while i was cooking.  On the show at the Krusty Krab the fish of Bikini Bottom were paying money to throw Krabby Patties at Squidward.  Bella turns to Sophia and says "Maybe we should open a business where we charge to throw hot dogs at Brenna." Don't you feel the love?! 

    But now just funny Bella quotes that I have written down quickly when she says them.  Everyone was gone one day so we were just hanging out. We built a tent and were going to watch a movie. As we are sitting in the tent setting up "camp" she gets out an air whistle and says "This should lift your spirits!"  ANd begins to play me a song. haha i thought it was hilarious. 32 seconds later we went to make popcorn in the kitchen on our way over she says "I have never told you this, but, i have the kind of camping spirit a good camper would have" :) Love her!! as we approach the cupboard and she opens it to get the popcorn the cheetos fall out and she states "That prankster is the worst prankster!" (referring to Sophia like Soph made them fall on purpose as a prank)  "Seriously, that prank sucked!" she turns to me and says like i am from another planet and barely speak english "Thats what we call a joke." OH but this isnt the end, after she got the popcorn and is unwrapping it she explains to me something vital "Do you know the popsecret, secret?  It's the button on the microwave that says popcorn.  All the microwaves know the popsecret secret as long as they have the button that says popcorn."

Now dont think i have picked favorites amongst the children.. this is not soo... Soph is just going thru some... changes in her life haha aka hormones that come with 5th graders. ANYWHO this is a game Bella made up... you will see what i mean with changes from one certain gal;... But Bella's game was funny i thought

hahaha I love these girls... I have more HILARIOUS videos of them singing to me... aka Bella singing and dancing for me.. it's kind of awkward just watching so i just record them cause it's hilarious haha... the songs they make up are like none others.. dont be surprised if you hear them on the radio haha

This is when she started making a face mask... i helped thinking she was going to do it to herself... nay. She made it for me.... Not to be a poor sport i went ahead with it... it consisted of egg whites and lemon juice... yeah... i my skin had a little party of its own after but she had a great time doing it.. she also gave me a massage cause i was at "the spa" and then made me a tropical drink of basically every juice that was in the fridge haha.